It's getting on my nerve that the American Foreign Ministers either can't solve this friggin problem with the so called Iranian caliph-dom or Pretent not to be able to solve it!
so I'm just gonna go ahead and solve it for y'all:
There is really nothing to it, very simple and obvious!
The only reason the barbarian thugs can't officially meet with you guys or have normal relatoins with US is because they are just thugs! of the global caliph-dom, in charge of the hidden empire of holy slavery since way back then (I mean way before dark ages - the time they officially devided and conquered your ancestors in europe and africa and ours in asia, etc!)
being so well brainwashed at schools, specially that y'all were 'good students' too, you probably think I'm bullshitting you, but might I suggest something:
Since you have tried almost anything to get these jihadist thugs of hidden holy empire, to normalize their relations, heaven forbid, with the now so called "land of Liberty!" and it didn't work so far...
make believe for once, that there might actually be this hidden global power, which existed before you came along, and might actually be more powerful and influential throughout the globe than America, for the very good reason that it has been in reign for thousands of years not just decades!
Then you will hopefully come to understand what to do, and might even find a solution to this deadlock of yours (ours).
Us the Persians with all our knowledge and might could not find a way to deal with the very same global empire of holy slavery that stormed the old world like a tornado, leaving nothing but destruction and chaos and genocides and barbarism (holy barbarism) on it's path to this day (well almost! with some exceptions here and there, which shouldn't be credited to anything holy including holy colonialism- the mask of the hidden empire most familiar to Americans so far)
That's it, I've said and wrote enough.
Up to you now, take it or leave it.
I'm going to piss & brush and sleep. nite
today one of our warrior women took her life, because of the utmost misogynistic nature of this hidden global empire; that which your presidents keep bowing to it's god's many fathers here and there, everywhere.
all the good people are vanishing,
what a world it's going to be! barbarians carrying mad caliph genes everywhere!!
glad to be gone by then. which is very near, even in here. wanna bet?!
U wanna talk to our barbarian brit-mullahs? talk to g.o.d s many fathers first!!!
puzzle solved. over